there was a little elf as funny as can be
he lived in the woods inside a big oak tree
he wore a funny hat and a his ears were big
he would play a fiddle and do a little jig
one day in the woods he saw a little mole
he was sat there crying poor little soul
the elf he went to see what had made him cry
then he asked the mole what was the reason why
the poor mole was lost he had lost his way
while walking through the woods he had gone astray
dont worry said the elf i will guide you back
then off they walked together down the woody track
they strolled along together for a little while
elf he found his hole and mole began to smile
mole he said goodbye and elf went on his way
the mole he climbed inside his hole and slept the day away

there was a little mole a clever chap was he

he lived underground living wild and free

always digging holes every here and there

leaving lots of hills each and every where.



one day he was digging he heard a funny sound

it was very loud underneath the ground

mole he started digging to see where it could be

then he saw a shrew very stuck was he



the little shrew had fallen down a great big hole

now the shrew was trapped poor little soul

the shrew he started crying teardrops down his face

dont worry said the mole i will free you from this place.



mole began to a dig a tunnel underground

he dug for quite a while till way out had been found

shrew he was so happy he was free once more

he was free again just like he was before





shrew he thanked the mole and went along his way

and from great big holes shrew he stayed away

mole he carried on digging underground

still thinks about the shrew and the way out he had found

there was a little mole a clever chap was he

he lived underground living wild and free

always digging holes every here and there

leaving lots of hills each and every where.



one day he was digging he heard a funny sound

it was very loud underneath the ground

mole he started digging to see where it could be

then he saw a shrew very stuck was he



the little shrew had fallen down a great big hole

now the shrew was trapped poor little soul

the shrew he started crying teardrops down his face

dont worry said the mole i will free you from this place.



mole began to a dig a tunnel underground

he dug for quite a while till way out had been found

shrew he was so happy he was free once more

he was free again just like he was before





shrew he thanked the mole and went along his way

and from great big holes shrew he stayed away

mole he carried on digging underground

still thinks about the shrew and the way out he had found

there was a little mole a clever chap was he

he lived underground living wild and free

always digging holes every here and there

leaving lots of hills each and every where.



one day he was digging he heard a funny sound

it was very loud underneath the ground

mole he started digging to see where it could be

then he saw a shrew very stuck was he



the little shrew had fallen down a great big hole

now the shrew was trapped poor little soul

the shrew he started crying teardrops down his face

dont worry said the mole i will free you from this place.



mole began to a dig a tunnel underground

he dug for quite a while till way out had been found

shrew he was so happy he was free once more

he was free again just like he was before





shrew he thanked the mole and went along his way

and from great big holes shrew he stayed away

mole he carried on digging underground

still thinks about the shrew and the way out he had found

During the night, a dreadful night, a mole dug deep
deep and around my garden that I love
This cheeky mole then had the nerve to stop burrowing
and then surface to check the damage from above.
Up came his velvety head and sniffed the fresh air
parting my newly laid lawn like a digger.
Now he appears to be smiling the cheeky scoundrel
He is making the problem a whole lot bigger.
"Look what yo have done" I shouted "made a right mess
The piles of earth are everywhere with your coming and froing"
"With all due respect madam" sniffed the mole "what do
you expect when I cannot exactly see where I am going!"
"I have no map, no satellite navigation device, just my claws
I am just a mole and all that I can do is dig, I've no appliance
No shiny *****, no mechanical device, what do you expect
Honestly madam it is not exactly rocket science.
He tutted and rushed back down the hole leaving me
speechless and trying my best not to cry.
The mole had made his way underground by now next door
but my hard work was down the drain - I wonder why!

“Sir, this mole seems to be growing and spreading”
Suhail stopped the scissor and comb, and said
“It’s a bit grown than last month and even then, I noticed it spreading”

Suhail is my hair stylist for the last about six years
I have seen him growing from a Hair Analyst to Specialist to Senior Hair Specialist
There is something more than the generous tip that connects us
May be my willingness to abide by his experiments with my hair
Or reciprocation of loyalty that bound us every month

Surprised, I asked him, “What mole are you talking about?”
“Don’t you know the black mole on the back side of your left ear” puzzled Suhail
“You go and check with Madam, may be its my feeling only”

“How would madam know about it Suhail, she doesn’t cut my hair!”
“Arre Sir, you too!” Suhail had a vicious smile on his face
“Come on tell me” I prodded him with the same viciousness
We got into wayward pastime …

“Arre, Sir, they get to see it…
When you lay down on her lap in those afternoons
And she combs your hair with her fingers
And when you fall into that muddle of sleepiness and excitement
Her eyes would lock it”

“Arre, Sir, they get to see it…
When she comes from the back as on paws of a cat
Hugs and hold you tight with her hands
And press her face on your shoulder
Her eyes would lock it”

“Arre, Sir, they get to see it…
When those drenched lips move away from your lips
And the craving teeth leave a hickey on that earlobe,
Her eyes would lock it”

Suhail finished the haircut and I left tipping him as usual
The drive back home searched through the labyrinths of memories
Of caressing fingers, tight hugs and hickeys
Why didn’t she mention that mole, ever?

“Honey, you never told about that Mole,
Come on, let me see and let’s go to a Dermatologist quickly
We can’t take these things lightly; the doctor may even suggest a biopsy
Biopsy is fully covered in your mediclaim, isn’t it?”

there was a little mouse he just loved to stroll
he was always happy a friendly little soul
he just loved to walk along the forest track
passing on his time walking there and back.

oneday on his travels as he was walking by
from behind a tree he heard a little cry
mouse he looked around to see what it could be
he saw his friend the mole very sad was he.

mole he had got stuck when his hole fell in
poor mole was stuck right up to his chin
mouse began to dig all around the hole
to free his little friend poor little soul.

mouse he kept on digging till the mole was free
mole began to smile happy now was he
now he had his freedom he was trapped no more
then of they went together along the forest floor.

In the contest organization world title
Angel is a mainstream mass Beasley
arranged per year [1] beauty; The winner of 25 contests,
 the pomp, to the things that are around in the 1980s;
the beauty of the country of the Mass for the world;
UK boy born between Marcus USA, England, Scotland,
tracks Mass c.

These conflicts are often drawn in the wind
national and local celebrity judges
confer foreigners. Many of the decisions
for religious heat; He compares the region around competition
the form & a copy of the Air Jordan one of the greatest:
He joined the judging panel in bulk Sussex.

Were sent to thousands of women around the region of England,
England promoted competition in the central area
a series held around the country in the summer.

News of the World, "Take a Break" magazine
not in strife & contest, sponsored by the
To write the features in the public places in the age of,
& the winners groups used the front covers;
The newspaper costs some, amongst whom the Daily Mirror
Heroic age of two years, a variety of DOLE
Vogue & the New York Daily Mail
The magazine Hi! In stories, iron,
winners of national and local

Competition winner England sent along with the winners of Miss Northern Ireland, Scotland & Wales, Lamb Mass able to compete in the mass of the world; The Four elements of the earth is a worthy competitor, offering entrants with the title & crown of Miss United Kingdom!

In the 2008 model contest became more important in size featuring Chloe Marshall & active duty member of the British Army, Katrina Hodge, the first pageant. [2]

Mass fight almost all the English people a crown of England clinched fifth place runner-1; Once or twice in each mass World size (Miss USA) & Europe hands.

In certamine Mundus title organization
Angelus sit amet ***** Beato
anno disposita [I] pulchritudo;
XXV victorem in certaminibus ludicris,
pompa ad 1980s quae circum;
et pulchritudo in regione Missam pro mundo;
Puer natus est inter UK M. USA, Angliæ, Scotiæ,
Missa Pange c.

Hae contentiones saepe in eorum ventus
iudices et celebritate loci nationalibus
externi conferre. Multa de judicio
acrior instant, et enim tellus
Comparat regionem circum competition
et in specie de Air Jordan unum exemplum maximum:
Sed constituit ad iudicandum panel in mole Sussex '.

Missisunt ad militia mulieres circa regionem de Anglia,
Competition in media area Anglia promoted
seriem tenuit aestatis circa regionem.

News de Mundus, "Take a Effrego" magazine
non in contentione et certamine editarum
Ut scribam de features in platea veritas per annos,
Et *** winners coetibus adhibetur frontem tegit.
Acta diurna aliquot, quibus in cotidiano Speculum Heroicum
Heroici aetatis suae duobus annis, variis LUCTUS
Vigebat & New York Daily Mail
Et magazine Salve! Contabulatas ferro
winners of nationalibus ac locorum.

Competition victor Anglia misit una *** winners de Miss septemtrionis Hibernia, Scotiae et Valliae, agnus missa est mole potest certatim in mundi. Quattuor elementis terra est dignus competitor offering entrants *** titulo et coronam de Miss United Kingdom.

In certamine MMVIII exemplar factus est magis activa officium marescalli et Chloe regit, in mole featuring membrum British Army est, Katrina Hodge, primus spectaculi excogitavit. [II]

Missam pugnare fere Anglis in omni populo et haeredis praedicti Henrici quinto loco clinched cursor-I; *** bis in se mole, aut mole mundo (Miss USA) et Europa manus.

The organization contest the world title Angel carrots mass Beasley arranged in [1] beauty;
25 the winner in the political battle, with their performance,
ceremony was transferred to the 1980s which was round his neck;
for the world, the beauty of the Mass, & in the religion;
The boy born in the UK Marcus USA, England, Scotland;
Western Wind c.

These conflicts are often their favorite
national & local celebrity judges
External members. Many of execution
heats and the religion
He compares the religion a competition
Nike Air Jordan, & in particular, the example of one of the greatest, by
But judging panel decided in bulk Sussex.

England, were sent out to thousands of women, with regard to the region round about,
Competition in the central area of ​​England promoted
series held around the country this summer;

News of the World, "Take a Break" magazine
not in strife & struggle of the sound emitted;
In order to write the features in the street, through the years
When winners groups used the front covers;
The newspaper several of his daily Mirror Heroicum
The heroic age of two years, various DOLE
thrived in the New York Daily Mail
The magazine Hi! stories & other steel
winners of national and local;

Competition winner England sent along with the winners of Miss Northern Ireland, Scotland & Wales Lamb sent bulk can compete in the world. Four elements of the earth is a worthy competitor offering entrants with the title and crown of Miss United Kingdom.

The contest 2008 model became more active work of Marshall and Chloe in bulk featuring a member of the British Army, Katrina Hodge, the first pageant. [2]

Mass fight almost all the English people & the regal estate Henry clinched fifth place runner-1; With twice in bulk or bulk of the world (Miss USA) & Europe hands;

Organization in certamine Mundus in titulum
Angelus sit amet ***** Beato Angelico
In disposita [I] pulchritudo;
XXV victorem in certaminibus ludicris,
honore translatum 1980s quae circum;
nam in mundo, et pulchritudo in missa et in regione,
Puer natus est M. USA et UK, Angliæ, Scotiæ,
Tibi Trinitas c.

Haec saepe sunt eorum ventus confligit
iudices et celebritate loci nationalibus
Externa membra. Multi ex supplicium
calefaciat et religionem
Comparat religionem c. competition
Jordan praesertim exemplum maxima iuxta
Sed iudicanti placuit panel in mole Sussex '.

Anglia, sunt mulieres de millibus, ut, *** de regionem per circuitum,
Competition in media arena de Anglia promoted
seriem tenuit aestatis c. religionem.

News de Mundus, "Take a Effrego" magazine
non in contentione et certamine editarum
Ut scribam de features in via, per annos,
Winners coetibus adhibetur, *** frontem legit;
Speculum Heroicum plures quotidie diurna
Heroici aetatis suae duobus annis, variis LUCTUS
vigebat in New York Daily Mail
Et magazine Salve! alias fabulas et ferro
winners of nationalibus ac locorum

Competition victor Anglia misfit una *** winners de Miss septemtrionis Hibernia, Scotiae et Valliae, agnus mole potest Certa Tim missus est in mundum. Quattuor elementis terra est dignus competitor offering entrants *** titulo et coronam de Miss United Kingdom.

In certamine MMVIII exemplar factus
est magis activa opus marescalli et Chloe
in mole featuring a socius ex British Army, Katrina Hodge, primus spectaculi excogitavit. [II]

Missam pugnare fere estate regia et Anglis omnibus clinched Henrici quinto loco cursor-I; *** bis in mole, aut mole mundi (Miss USA) et Europa manus.

The world organization in the title contest Angel carrots mass Beasley
At arranged [1] beauty; 25 the winner in the political battle, with their performance, transferred to the honor of the 1980s which was round his neck; For in the world, & the beauty is in the mass & in the region;
Marcus child born in the USA and the UK, England, Scotland, Mass c.

These conflicts often have their favorite
national and local celebrity judges
External members. Many executions warm & religious,
He compares the region around competition;
Jordan most especially by example
But judging panel decided in bulk Sussex;

England are women out of thousands that,
while the region around it,
Competition in the central area of ​​England promoted
series held around the country this summer.

News of the World, "Take a Break" magazine
not in strife & struggle of the sound emitted
In order to write the features on the road through the years
Groups of winners is used when the front covers;
Glass Heroicum many everyday newspaper
The heroic age of two years, various DOLE
thrived in the New York Daily Mail
The magazine Hi! steel and other stories
winners of national and local.

Competition winner England sent along with the winners of Miss Northern Ireland, Scotland & Wales Lamb size can be sent to compete in the world. Four elements of the earth is a worthy competitor offering entrants with the title & crown of Miss United Kingdom.

In the 2008 model contest became more active work of Marshall & Chloe in bulk featuring a member of the British Army, Katrina Hodge, the first pageant. [2]

Mass fight almost all the English royal estate Henry clinched fifth place runner-1; With twice the size or bulk of the world (Miss USA) & Europe hands.

there was a little mole and digging was his pleasure
he took a little trip to try and find some treasure
he jumped on  a plane far across the sea
to a desert island where treasure just might be
he walked along the sand then suddenly he saw
a great big cross  marked out. on the island shore
mole began dig to see what he could find
if there was any treasure that someone left behind
the mole dug very fast at this he was the best
then there in the hole sat a treasure chest
he lifted up the lid and there before his eyes
there was lots of treasure all of different size
mole he was  so happy his treasure hunt was done
hunting for his ***** had give so much fun

A handy Mole who plied no shovel
To excavate his vaulted hovel,
While hard at work met in mid-furrow
An Earthworm boring out his burrow.
Our Mole had dined and must grow thinner
Before he gulped a second dinner,
And on no other terms cared he
To meet a worm of low degree.
The Mole turned on his blindest eye
Passing that base mechanic by;
The Worm entrenched in actual blindness
Ignored or kindness or unkindness;
Each wrought his own exclusive tunnel
To reach his own exclusive funnel.

A plough its flawless track pursuing
Involved them in one common ruin.
Where now the mine and countermine,
The dined-on and the one to dine?
The impartial ploughshare of extinction
Annulled them all without distinction.