A man name James
He's in the man cave van cave
Rollin down the pave
The road you gotta crave; gotta be brave
Gotta be an auto slave

Your in competition
with the FedEx & UPS truck
Don't press your Peterbilt & Freightliner luck
You'll get JB Hunt struck
Out here, it's International Harvester conduct
It's Western Star run amok

Drivers like Chuck and Huck
Just trying to make a buck
They are chewing tobacco muck;
you say yuck
Get behind them and you'll get stuck

It's the truck stop ecosystem
It's the gasoline kingdom
Pull in N stop your piston
Look at the big *** sign
Order your shower online

Your a Chevron Extra Mile soft drink victim
Love's has your day old chicken
The Pilot Stop junk food addiction
Your an Arco AM PM Christian
Your in Petco Stop prison
Country music over the loud speaker system
All of this to order
Old man sells fajitas on the corner

The Taco Bell & Subway stand
The McDonalds & Starbucks plan
The KFC and Cinnabon clan
Every stop the same MF zoo
Same dove bird voices the same ""coo""

Birds N homeless compete for leftover scraps
To find your way out, you need an online map
Time to get back
Listen to more of the freeway rap