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Jey Blu  Dec 2017
Agender is when you don't identify with either gender mentally. You can still dress and act like either *** and you still have your biological ***.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Dec 2017
It's a mental illness then, a denial of reality.

Jey Blu  
Or you're just a close minded *******

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
You're a retardate who'll die in 2018.

Jey Blu  
I sure ******* hope so. See you in hell. Or nevermind. I hope you live in this hellhole of a life forever.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Testify sister!

Jey Blu 
******* you *****

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
Your daddy still loves you.

Jey Blu  
Nope. Otherwise he wouldn't have beaten me

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You shouldn't have had ****** ******* with him.

Jey Blu  
I didn't. It was my brother who ***** me. So ******* I don't need you bringing up bad memories

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
It's good that you are male & female simultaneously.

Jey Blu  
Never said that. Only that I don't identify mentally with with either gender.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You are a mental ******.

Jey Blu  
*** is wrong with you. Do you act like an idiot around all people, or am I special?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You identify as a man, yet you have female genitals. You are a lunatic.

Jey Blu  
I do not identify as a man nor a woman. I am a female biologically and agender mentally How many more times must I explain this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You're mentally defective. You shouldn't be alone with children.

Jey Blu  
Why do you do this?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
How many boys have you molested?

Jey Blu  
I asked you a ******* question ****. Answer it, or I'll get your account deleted.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  
You made me cry. Why are you so mean?

Jey Blu  
Wow. You are ******* low. Posting a conversation between the two of us. And I sure hope I made you cry.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show
Don't hurt me mister!

Jey Blu  
I'm younger than you are, yet you act so much more immature.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Are you going to **** me too?

Jey Blu 
I wouldn't even want to get within a mile of you, let alone close enough to touch you.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I'm glad that you have spared me. I fear you and your *****/****** combo.

Jey Blu  
Why do you keep saying I have both male and female genitals?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
I don't want you to **** anymore.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show 
Please don't track me down and ****** me!!!

Jey Blu  
I have never ***** anyone, and you continuing to bring up these memories is about to send me into a panic attack.
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Carrie So:  Cancer Treatment Centers of America, this is Carrie. How may I help you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  Exposure to X-rays causes radiation-sickness. How might exposing cancer sufferers to radiation-sickness improve their health?
Carrie So:  Hi Suzy.
Carrie So:  Radiation therapy for cancer treatment is a different type of radiation
Carrie So:  I can send you a link, it's from the National Cancer Institute's website
Carrie So:  it explains in more detail what radiation for cancer is
Carrie So:  
Suzy Berlinsky:  How so? The loss of hair is a hallmark of radiation-sickness.
Suzy Berlinsky:  What's the cure-rate of your organization?
Carrie So:  We have survival statistics posted on our website, they are specific by cancer type
Suzy Berlinsky:  The appeal of this site is one-on-one with someone who possesses expertise in regards to cancer. Please route my questions to an expert.
Carrie So:  I am an oncology information specialist, I am trying to help you today
Carrie So:  There isn't an answer to your question about a cure rate for our orgonization
Carrie So:  as I mentioned, you can see our survival data, by cancer type on the website
Suzy Berlinsky:  Of course there's an answer. Your large organization keeps meticulous statistics.
Carrie So:  In most cases Suzy, people want statistics that our specific to a cancer type
Carrie So:  Would that be helpful for you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  I want an overall statistic as I'm collecting data on cancer survival rates.
Carrie So:  Any data you find Suzy will be separated into cancer types
Carrie So:  Have you been to the National Cancer Institute website before?
Suzy Berlinsky:  Please connect me with an expert.
Carrie So:  I will transfer you
Christie Nelson has entered the session.
Christie Nelson:  Hello Suzy.
Suzy Berlinsky:  Do you possess statistical data?
Christie Nelson:  Yes, we do have stats comparing Cancer Treatment Centers of America outcome versus the SEER National Database.
Christie Nelson:  Have you been diagnosed with cancer, Suzy?
Suzy Berlinsky:  What's your overall cure-rate? How many of your patients survive at least 5 years following treatment?
Christie Nelson:  We break down our statistics by cancer type. I want to make sure I am helping you in the way you want to be helped today. Are you considering making an appointment at one of our centers?
Suzy Berlinsky:  I'm shopping around. I've yet to receive a straight answer from your organization. Answer my questions please.
Christie Nelson:  We do not have a overall cure-rate. I can give you statistic's based on cancer type. What type of cancer are you researching? Then I can give you the answer.
Suzy Berlinsky:  That's not true. What's your cure-rate amongst patients with cancer seated in the lungs?
Christie Nelson:  For non small cell lung cancer
Christie Nelson:  CTCA is 22 percentage points higher than the national average in survival.
Christie Nelson:  at 1 year, CTCA is 16 percentage points higher than the national average
Christie Nelson: Suzy, may I ask, what is the name of your medical insurance so that I may be in the best position to help you?
Suzy Berlinsky:  90% of lung cancer patients die within a year of diagnosis. How long before they succumb to their illness upon completion of your course of treatment?
Christie Nelson:  That certainly is a very difficult question. That depends on so many variables. I don't have the answer for you. Ultimately you would need to come in and meet with our doctors to evaluate your options.
Suzy Berlinsky:  May I correspond with someone other than a salesman?
Christie Nelson:  I am not a salesman, Suzy. We are patient advocates here at CTCA. In order to speak with a clinicial person from our center, you would need to make an appointment. I would be glad to help you set that up.
Suzy Berlinsky:  You have yet to answer a straight-forward question. Surely you have common statistics at-the-ready.
The agent is sending you to http://www.cancercenter.com/lung-cancer/survival-outcomes.cfm.
Carrie So has left the session.
Suzy Berlinsky:  When will someone knowledgeable be available to answer elementary questions concerning cure-rates?
Christie Nelson: Suzy, I have answered your question, showed you the chart. I am sorry I am not understanding how I can help you further.
Suzy Berlinsky:  Somehow I got placed in the sales dept. Please transfer me.
Christie Nelson:  Suzy, you need to make an appointment to speak with our clinical staff. I need to assist other patients now. I wish you all the best.
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The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
"...a lake of ignorance"? The "ink" that tattooists use, remains in the lymphatic (immune) system for a lifetime. Is it ignorant to compromise your ability to fight infection for a tattoo?

Eloi  Nov 2017
I do not force anyone to have a tattoo. And if a person chooses personally to do something to their body which will only effect themselves negatively, then that’s not ignorant. What’s ignorant is people taking actions which is killing our environment and not caring that it’ll affect everyone else in the world. That is distinctly ignorant. I do not know who the ******* think you are to question me this way when you have no idea who I am. Ironically, it’s incredibly ignorant. Thanks very much

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
If you are a tattoo artiste, then you are knowingly poisoning dumb people, which demeans your worth as a human being. You are a hypocrite & a fraud. Bow your bleached head in shame. Go, and sin no more.

Eloi  Nov 2017
You’re an absolute kook,
Wow.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
I can't help you until you're ready to accept my help.

Eloi  Nov 2017
I don’t want your help.
You really are psychotic.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Let's discuss your father. Shall we?

Eloi  Nov 2017
What’s the matter with you?
Why’re you so hateful?

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Does the F-word empower you? Your father disapproves of your vulgarity. Perhaps it's good that your genetic lineage ends with you. The world would suffer needlessly feeding your progeny.

Eloi  Nov 2017
Haha you’re funny,
Honestly, I’m humoured.
I hope you have a lovely evening,
God bless x

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You lost.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You're a foul-mouthed hypocrite.

Eloi  Nov 2017
I haven’t lost anything, dear.
You clearly have some issues, I’m just not going to stoop to your level. I’m not foul mouthed, nor a hypocrite. i really hope you can overcome whatever your issues are, I’m sorry that you’re burdened with them. I pray for you to find god and his peace.
Good evening, god bless x

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
You wrote this: "I do not know who the ******* think you are to question me this way when you have no idea who I am." ~ You're a mental ******...

Eloi  Nov 2017
Everyone’s entitled to feeling anger, Swearing isn’t what makes someone foul mouthed, the meaning behind words that someone says is what is. I truly am sorry for whatever has happened in your life for you to see the world like this. I hope god can find you.

Eloi  Nov 2017
God bless

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
I want you and your father to come to an understanding.
Act as a lady, not like a drunken sailor on leave.
Stop swearing. Stop shacking up. Stop *******.

Eloi  Nov 2017
My father is dead sweetie.
You know not who I am.
I hope you can just find some peace.

The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Nov 2017
Your personal problems should remain personal. Stop
messaging me. I have no interest in fixing your wretched life.

Eloi  Nov 2017
Let me fix yours then

Eloi  Nov 2017
You clearly have some issues
Mateuš Conrad Nov 2018
that's what ****** me off about western journalism,
there is a satirical newspaper in Poland,
there is a counter-culture,
but you obviously don't see it...
NIE is a decent newspaper,
    because it is satirical, but also serious,
at the same time...

  and there is anti-Catholic sentiment among
the people...
   i should know, my grandfather
was a communist party member,
   a strictly atheistic, humanistic,
secular upbringing -
              
   but when did nationalism die
in the western nations?
         16th century? 17th century?
you know... before nationalism morphed
into imperialism?
  obviously these post-nationalistic states
are looking at states that regained
their nation-state status like
**** sapiens looking at a bunch of
******* retards... sorry... neanderthals...

well... d'uh...
it's because the western states do not
understand the concept of a healthy nationalism,
oh a collective citizenry,
  of solidarity...
                   these days, anything right
of the center is... FAR RIGHT...
   there are fringe groups everywhere...
but you're talking about nations
that don't have the privilege of
   the imperialistic interlude...
instead: subjugation by other powers,
in the case of Poland... 3!
      
          maybe the western states just
don't know how to express a healthy
nationalism,
           maybe imperialism really
****** them up....
                    what?
   in H'america don't they call nationalism,
patriotism?
   last time i heard,
   i've been the subject of H'american
nationalism since an early age...
      cultural exports...
             more cultural exportation from
H'america than anywhere else...

/ interlude:

new additions to the jukebox
(and no, i haven't listened to these tracks
so even i don't know whether
i'm going to like them):

kokoroko - abusey junction
quantic - time is the enemy
lafayette afro rock band - hihache
gramatik - just jammin'
anthony brancati - neo-funk
savages - you're my chocolate
funky destination - the inside man
       (soopasoul remix)
kiasmos - looped
thurisaz - endless
LTJ - i don't want this groove to ever ends
low - lullaby
blonde redhesd - for the damaged coda

o.k. i knew this one already -
cymande - dove                               /

yeah... concerning
this:
the curious case of suzanna berlinsky

i can understand being blocked
for, incivility...
      but the Mongols really did sack
Moscow...
   and they had to traverse Siberia...
so...
             well **** me...
if i get blocked by someone for writing
such a comment,
as i wrote...
       just a **** shame...
   have to block them back...
    if anyone is available...
please tell suzanna berlinsky
   that's she an outstanding poet...
                  i would have liked to read all
of her works (yes, she is on this site).
Suzanne Berlinsky has ******.
That's right, you heard it all
Here.

She hasn't got any friends
Because she smells so bad
But if she did,
We'd ask her how Suzy smells
And her friends would tell us
How bad Suzy smells.

Suzanne Berlinsky has ******.
A fright, I'm sure
For the ghosts around her.

If you smelt Suzy you too,
Would perish.
That's why Suzy's got no friends
Because she smells so,
So sickening.
And she has ******.

Suzanna Berlinsky has ******.
And that's all for tonight, I'm
Afraid.
This is very much a joke
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Mateuš Conrad Nov 2018
.you think diarrhea is bad? wait till you experience constipation... feels like giving birth to a retraction of what could be considered birth... like some mammoth tapeworm doing the peekaboo, but not really, only teasing. i like you... you're intriguing. i have to follow you, given that there are over 350 curiosities of the shrapnel of you to read through... Suzanna Berlinksy... Berlinsky... apologies if i ask... Russian federation? i'm not guessing wrong, if i insinuate: somehow attached to Siberia? Novosibirsk is really stretching it, isn't it?

serious? this sort of comment will land
you in the blocked category?
your run of the mill mundane
inquisitiveness,
akin to that, shared on the street?
well... **** me over and call me George...
with a surname like Berlinsky?!
and with those eyes,
that physiognomy,
and the fact that the Mongols
traversed the Siberian steppes
and made an onslaught on
the European nations?
     then...
                      seems proper...
i need to be banned for striking up
casual conversations...
     pretty girl, this suzanna berlinsky...
oh well..
there's always tomorrow,
with another 8 billions avenues
of thought and would-be thought.
Here rises the below into the above teasing man nuggets & eyeballs
to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls
nivek Sep 2021
how the Sparrow finds it comfortable to twist its head around and put its beak beneath its wing feathers and sleep is a mystery they keep to themselves
Khoisan Jan 2022
Glossy lipped nectar
the dark holed flytrap goddess
attractive Venus
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Here rises the below into the above teasing man nuggets & eyeballs
to tear the fabric of chastity & virginity at ****** laundries in malls
Here sinks the above into the below as a **** against Niagara Falls
who hoarsely engages in horse-play with horses in their horse stalls

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