We all hated music class in
6th grade.
We clowned around
constantly.
The only thing good about
it was Miss. Reed. She was a
nervous sort. She wore her
hair in a **** bun, there were
always a few hairs that escaped
her beret. She wore these big
horn-rimmed glasses.
Sat on her desk and waved her
hands around like she was
conducting an orchestra of
idiots.
She became animated and
moved from side to side, up
and down.
C major children!
I always tried to
look up those tweed
skirts she wore.
One time, I thought I saw her
bush.
I told my friends, and they called
me a liar.
Frank McManus said,
"Alright, wise guy, what did it
look like?"
I said,
Our cat, Muffin, just had kittens.
There's this chubby black fuzzy one,
we call her Grumpy. That's what
it looked like."
"Oh, you're full of ****, a broad like that
would wear *******. What if she had a
period and bled all over? They'd fire
her for sure."
We used to sing that old song, Molly Malone.
Well, I had my best friend who sat at the
desk right in front of me, and no ****,
his name was Wally Malone.
One day, after school, he cornered me in the
bathroom.
"If you scream, sweet Wally Malone and
that **** about cockles and mussels in my
ear one more ******* time, I'm gonna sock
you right in the mouth."
I always felt bad for the woman in
the song, dying of fever, and then haunting
the town.
During the last class before summer, we were
being especially wild.
Miss Reed said,
"Am I addressing a 6th-grade class?"
I said, "No, we dress ourselves."
I knew I should have been a
comedian instead of a poet.
I sure miss that kitten, Grumpy.
Here is a link to my YouTube channel where I read my poetry. I jusp put a brand new one up to promote my brand new book, Sleep Always Calls, available on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Sleep-Always-Calls-Thomas-Case/dp/B0F7FS5DQB/ref=sr