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Johnny Noiπ Nov 2018
"I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last: and I tell you, it will be more tolerable for ***** and Gomorrah in the day of judgment, than for that city."

Jimmy is a writer close to writer Mariston?
Are North Korean Fish, Tobacco and Children
Another Way in Europe? 1000 gaming
American blacks, United States, Australia,
Ireland and other cities and towns. Little Lawyers,
9 ***** and Lawyers; "Articles" 1,000 Crates Of Tricks
And Other Goods From South America,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Badam,
Nabi Jores and Solomon are members of the list:
Fatehah, Kushish, Katis, Arab, Sharad Susan.
The rules of life of Virginia, Illinois, Jores and Baio -
People of the life: 600 people have been arrested
in France and are in French straps.
This is a new example. Five European models
are Evolutionary Rasputas, Revolution Revolutionary
Yano ATI Rioros 1000. Key features:
In the ***** of Raffin's *** pictures,
established in a California Cathedral
for the corrupt religion, Estonia, California
and the United States of America,
Estonia, Egypt and ****'s Dynasty .
Africa, Australia, Africa A five-year framework in Africa,
Australia, Africa, ******* Jores in America.
Gil Walton, N., Milosita, Alabama, USA
A funny comedy with a new battlefield.
Benevents of prophets, prophets, false profits,
prostitutes and prophets. Jimmy the author
is the author of Mariston? Fish, tobacco
and ******* North Korean children
are another way into Europe? 1000 gaming,
American black, United States, Australia,
Ireland, and other cities and towns.
Lawyer little lawyer 9 years and "articles"
1000 drawer ***** and other accessories.
South America, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Badam, Nabi and Solomon's are:
Fatehah, Kushish, Katis, Arab, Sharad
Susan. The rules of life of Virginia, Illinois and Bio -
People of life: 600 people have been arrested
with French ****** in French strip clubs.
This is a new example. Five European models
are revolutionary revolutionaries. The main features
of the 1000 yonorioro's revolution: Coronation
was founded in the California Cathedral
for the education of corruption, corrupt religion
in Asia, Africa, Australia, Africa, Estonia, California,
United States, Estonia, Egypt and Rolfin. Gill Walton,
N., Milosita, Alabama, USA UU U.U. is a fun battlefield
with a new battlefield, predictions, prophets,
false profits, and the edge of the prophets,
in a five-year framework in Africa, Australia,
Africa, and America.
Is Jim the latest author of Marriott?
North Korean fishes, tobacco and children;
in other ways in Europe? 1000 Gomming, American Black,
United States, Australia, Ireland and Other Cities
and Small Firms of 9 Prostitutes and Lawyers;
"Teamworkers, and other items from South America,
Australia, Australia, Alumni, Nabu Zoros are Solomon's list-Fatima,
Cushis, Katsis, Arab, Sharad Susan.
The life laws of Virginia, Illinois, Jaros and Beynes -
600 people of the life were arrested in France
and in France a new example of five European models:
Revolution, Yano ATI Rioros 1000. Key features
For the California Cathedral Gorges, Estonia,
California, USA, Estonia, Egypt, and the Patriot
of the Raffin's Orchid in the California Cathedral -
Africa, Australia, Africa Africa, Australia, Africa,
Flying Nursing and Five-Year America. Melilla,
Alabama, United States, a different comedy
of the new warfare: the benefits of prophets,
prophets, fables, prostitutes, and prophets:
author of Jimi Maristoan, author, fish, tobacco,
and North Korean child is a different way
in Europe 1000 gaming American Blacks,
United States, Australia, AU Lawrence
and other cities and towns lawyers for lawyers
for 9 years and "Article" 1000 Wolves and other accessories
are: South America, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Alarm, Nabi and Solomon-Fatima,
Kushis, Katsis, Arabs, Sharad Suzanne. . .Virginia,
Illinois and Bio Life Regulations - 600 people
have been arrested on the French circuits including
French settlers. This is a new example. Five European Models Revolutionary Revolution. Main features of the 1000th
Jörgen Revolution are: Muslims in Corruption Education,
Asia, Africa, Africa, Africa, Estonia, California,
USA, Estonia, Egypt, and Coral in a Corvette
in the California Cathedral. Gil Walton, NL, Melissa,
Alabama, USA, YusukeUU. In the five-year structure
of Africa, Australia, Africa and the United States,
there are new battles,
predictions, predictions, false profits, and the ends of the prophets.


Is Jim the Real Author of Marion? North Korean fish,
tobacco and kids in other ways in Europe? 1000 gm,
American black, United States, Australia, Ireland
and other cities and small businesses 9 prostitutes
and lawyers "from South America, Australia, Australia,
Alumni, Nur Zürich Staff Description - Fátima,
Kushis, Katsis, Arab, Shaar Susan, Virginia,
The 600 life laws of Illinois, Jaros, and Bisnis
were imprisoned in France and France for the new
1,000 Revolutions; Yano ATI Rioros 1000 models
for the California Catagories Gorges, Estonia,
California, USA, Estonia, Egypt, and the California
Cathedral Retreat Orchid Patriot - Africa, Australia,
Africa, Australia, Africa, Borne-Nancy,
and Five-Year-Old America, Alabama, USA,
New Special War: Prophets, Prophets, Stories,
Prostitutes, and Prophets Professors of Jimmy Marx,
author, writer, fish, tobacco and North Korean son of Life
is 1000 different games, American Black, USA, USA,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Australia, Alman, Nabi and Solomon-Fátima, Kushis,
Katis, Arabs, Sharada and locations.
Illinois and Bio Life Regulations -
600 people in French circuits and France
Five Innovations of the Modeling
of the 1000th of the Jenkins Revolution:
The Muslim Brotherhood of Education,
Asia, Africa, Africa, Estonia, California,
USA, Estonia, Egypt, and Coral in California,
the Caucasus, Gilbert, NL, Melissa,
Alabama, USA, Yusukuyu. There are five
seasons in the African, Australian,
African and American structures,
new battles, predictions, predictions,
false profits, and prophetic endings.

What exactly does Jim really care for?
Other Korean fish, baby tobacco and other European countries?
1000m to US Blacks, USA, Australia,
Ireland and other small and small businesses
9 in South America, Australia, Australia,
Alifini, Naturally the Staff Report is a furry genie;
the new 1000 in America,
USA, United States, Australia, Ireland,
Revolutionary prisoner 'Ilinoyiši, yejeroši
and French and French 600 laws of life
yenišikiši Rinnos 1000 models in California
ketelogiši girogoši, Estonia, California,
USA, Estonia, inappropriate and California
Cathedral, Orchid Petiriyoti - Africa, Australia,
Africa, Australia , Africa, Bonen-Nancy,
and the Brethren Year of US-Alabama, US
New War Prophets, and Prophets, Stories,
Pirogiretochi and Prophets Jim's Professors
Popular Books, Authors, Authors, Fish,
Tobacco, and North Korean Children's Life
1000 different games, Black America,
Yukēšikē, USA, Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Alma, Prophet and Solomon-Fatima,
Ethiopia, Place, Billions Shelders & Places,
Illinois, and Terms of Use. French circuits
and France in 1000 by 600, five yejēnikiniši
revolutionary innovations - Muslim Brotherhood
Education, Asia, Africa, South Africa, Estonia,
California, USA, Estonia, Egypt and California,
Caucasus. Giliberi, Neil, Melissa, Alabama,
United States, yušukuru. In Africa, Australia,
Africa and in the United States
there are five new emergencies,
war, predictions, false assumptions
and future avoidance. What does Jim really require?
Other Korean Fruits, Baby Tobacco
And Other European Countries?
American, American, American, American,
American, American, American, American,
American, Australian, Irish, and other small
and micro businesses 1000 M to US Dollars,
Australia, France, and France and France 600 Laws;
Laws The models of Roland 1000 in California,
Catalunya, Germán, Estonia, California, USA, Estonia,
Appropriate and California Cathedral, Orchid Patriotic -
Africa, Australia, Africa, Australia, Africa, Bon-Nancy,
and the US Alabama, America's New War, The prophet
1000s of different games, Black America, Ukraine,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia, Alma, Prophet and Solomon-Fasima,
Ethiopia, Place, Billiton Nine and Places,
Ellen and Terms of Use. In 1000 by 600,
five creative innovations - Muslim Brotherhood,
Asia, Africa, South Africa, Estonia, California,
USA, Estonia, Egypt and California, Caucasus.
Guillery, Neil, Melissa, Alabama,
United States, Yusukeku. Five new emergencies,
wars, speculations, false predictions,
and future outbreaks in Africa, Australia,
Africa and the United States. Are you really
looking at other Korean fruits, baby cigarettes
and other countries? Archimo Bonnie Patrick
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Australia, France, Trail Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Estonia,
California, Media, Estonia, Estonia, Estonia,
Estonia, California, Construction, Caucasus,
Australia, Alma , Estonia, California, Prophet,
Prophet, Ethiopia, Venice, Melissa, Alabama,
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For example, let us know that you are evaluating,
evaluating, predicting more than 5 years.
Of course, Korean and other vegetables, baby
cigarettes and other countries? Archimo Bonnie
Patrick Nancy Australia, Australia, Australia,
Australia, Australia, France, Hiking, Australia,
Australia, Australia, Australia, Estonia, California,
Media, Estonia, Estonia, Estonia, Estonia,
California Building, Caucasian, Australia,
Alma Mata, Estonia, California, Nabi, A Prophet,
Ethiopia, Venice,
Melissa, Alabama Nyukt States is Kikini (plastic)
used Kinigodo for example, to tell to predict,
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Mateuš Conrad May 2020
an entire day of abstaining from "syringe",
whoever said it was:
the perfect dis-satisfaction -
supposedly it passes as quick as someone
puffing on crack...
                well...
                      the first cigarette...
when "quitting"... after years of 20 a day...
and this quitting: because no cheap
ciagarettes on the horizon from moldova...
or bulgaria...

    the first hit... feels like electricity...
i can feel it from my head...
right down to my toes...
          in my heels...
the tingling at first... then it all subsides...
into a sensation of a thrown stone
into the stomach:
like a nun jumping a bungee...
i feel like a teenager... who first sipped
alcohol...
the carousel of intoxication -
yet: so contained...
        there's the thrill and an
insurmountable number of adjectives
to the sensation:
face like a sponge head like blitzkrieg
theatre...
         i'm "quitting"...
well... 10 years exposed to the numbing...
perfect the ritual:
i guess i must...
    how long will it last... long enough:
to base the drinking on what becomes
the cigarette: on the peripheries:
and closure...

must i take any more revelation drugs...
apart from what's taxed and legal...
a solipsistic cigarette and some
gomme syrope: putting ms. amber
into the refrigerator...
              
i can feel the horde the tsunami from
a fat head through
a whirlwind dropped into my stomach...
and then the magic toes: tingling...
of course: i'm "quitting"...
quitting as much as...
mellow lou reed contra iggy pop
when bowie was with him in berlin...

"quitting"... the initial hit is over...
the first impressions...
the formality is thrilling...
then comes the diffusion:
the informality of fractions and percentages...
from the brain... the nerves...
perhaps the heart...
and the last place to look into:
the liver...

         and other... soft-tissue glue parts...
and the ritual:
a packet of benson & hedges...
wrapped up with about 10 rubber bands...
it has been waiting for me
for the entire day...
and now that the night is here...
a day when an apple tree was planted
along with a cherry tree...

the garden is looking more and more
presentable for sale...
but before the sale: it must be enjoyed...
i never thought that...
a cigarette: after... this short prospect
of abstinance...
is almost like the first...
but when coupled with the whiskey...
hell... i can't remember the last
time i drank and it felt like...
i was a teenager: under-age drinking
in one of those ****** clubs that
high-school girls go to find boys
with cars... out of school without
a-levels...
and boys go... to find... ms. ambers...
and jazzy gits of mr. fuzzy mr. funny...
the bavarian brothers: the weisers...

please! please! more...
these days of "quitting"...
             because what could be fun
about an absolute cold-turkey...
when you have a stash of...
  600 cigarettes... and... if the math is
about right...
and since the free movement of
people is a rapunzel dream off-the-cuff...

600 cigarettes... if i get it right...
move from 2 per ritual of going to bed...
into 1... that's... either a year
with missing 56 days somewhere...
no rolling tobacco though...
look m'ah! no bongs no syringes!
look p'ah! no snorting bleeding nose...
no... plum bruises from...

as long as there's an inhibition period...
a period of: i wish i could send
a postcard from... Basildon, Essex...
to... someone obliterated by a craze-maze
of lights... like... whatever...

i just heard stories...
                  about the effects of other drugs...
but... it's not like they come back...
with straitjackets to rekindle old flames
of "crossing the threshold" within
the confines of tobacco and alcohol...
moderately: well: not to quote the ideal
units consumed...
     i'm pretty sure i read some pickwick papers
today and... dickens "forgot" some...
conjunction words...
unless of course: his style...
                    -open            
                          to question-
                        esp. adjectives that...
or is it... nouns that act like this that and the other:
as if verbs...
            
    roughly half an hour... the full extent of
a cigarette...
the very first is probably the same
as the "very first" when you're "quitting"...
from circa 20 per day...
to 2-a-day...
                      "quitting" and first getting
hooked...
           the whiskers and fire fathers
                                   of the apache
              are a balancing act that follows...
oh sure... i'll quit smoking...
when the ritual is over...
i have left the casual smoker behind...
somewhere... over coffee...
over the tradition of that cigarette after
a meal: the digestifs smoke-up...
i left these smokers behind...
the nervous smokers...
the waiting at a bus-stop smokers...
the after *** smokers...

          the day is coming to an end...
i'm going to enjoy some music...
drink a little... i'll start calling this smoking
cigarette pattern... what? what else?!
my tobacco ramadam!
chances are... i'll still be unable
to appreciate roxy music...
   and the english dandy...
                       the music is here...
the little bit of *****... and the "pipe"!
here comes my face...
here comes the zoo...
            
             but i'm quitting... "quitting"...
the wolf of wall st. -
                      drug addict... that all depends
on how you treat tobacco...
the cigarette... abstaining for a day...
after a "hiatus" from healthy breathing...
viruses and car zinc and lead exhausts...
cow farts...
                  
    a terrible way to treat tobacco...
i find... is the casual... informal way...
a bit like... internet access...
whoever grew up with it being stationary...
like... a telephone... or a phonebox...
it was never carried:
always a returned to:
like a swizz safety-deposit box
in a bank... that could...
bypass tax regulations and subpoenas...

the good old days...
saturdays the park... the high street...
the car park... climbing to the top
and spitting phlegm bombs at people...
peter ******* richardson...
and kieran o'mahoney...
samuel richards...
         a ****** among the irish...
in england...
then again: richardson...
eh...
                                   ascot?
      i.e. a shcoot?!
                    the break between my first
ritual cigarette...
         and my closing affair for the night...
whether i drink less or not...
in the middle of the night
i wake up on the floor...
         i sleep on the floor for about
an hour... two demons want to ****
in my bed... then i'm thrown back into
the bed of cushions and mattress...
  only yesterday i killed someone in my dream...
and i was... like the zodiac killer...
anonymous...
i heard hook & sinker teases of:
the crime scene read like a crime thriller...
to appease the ego...

two days running thrown out of bed...
this is a terribly composed...
it is... "quarantine" poetics...
i'm "quitting" smoking...
                   i'm making tobacco...
i'm giving tobacco ritual rites...
                   no lazy tobacco smoking...
end of the day... ms. amber in hand...
maxing out on 2!
the next two? the next day...
              the same packet of cigarettes...
2 inside with a lighter...
wrapped up using about 10 rubber bands...
a like-for-like replica of
pin-heads "tattoo geography"...

       yes... because... someone's nearing
the snorting olympics?!
           if all you were given...
was tobacco and alcohol...
             the first one... oh! mein! gott!
it feels like being a teenager... once more...
and experiencing the alcohol carousel
for the very first time...
tobacco? that came later...
after the alcohol... after the ****...
the **** came in age 21...
the tobacco came in... age 21.09...
whatever that implies...

                      it's nice... though...
absitance... you wait for the entire day...
by the of it... some variant of... tourette's kicks
in... it's all very nice asking for
cupcakes and bagels...
scones and daffodils:
or... suicide by: lily-of-the-valley...
i.e. room filled with them...
and no ventilation...
talk about... no hanging... projects...
of Seneca cutting wrists in a bath...
just... getting drunk...
and being allowed to fall asleep
in a vacuous room filled with
lily-of-the-valley bouquets...

             we can talk about suicide... no?
when... it's... beautiful? no? ha!
how was the hemlock... prescribed?
as a drink?
             i... it's almost irritating that...
i will not write anything more sensible
after i take the 2 cigarette to the grave of sleep...
no matter...
i wasn't hoping to invest in much:
today gave me enough.
Edna Sweetlove May 2015
"Dog's Longevity Due to Tobacco Habit"**

The staple diet of Sebastian, a pitbull-miniature poodle cross-breed owned by Mrs Emmie Snaggletooth of St John's Road, Little Tittington, Berkshire, is Bruno Extra Strength Old **** pipe tobacco. He consumes two ounces of it every week and his proud owner keeps it in his very own tin.

The procedure is as follows: Mrs Snaggletooth rolls a cigarette and puts it between her lips. Sebastian then leaps up onto her lap and removes the unlit cigarette from her lips and sits with it for several moments between his own lips.

His mistress, who is a pipe smoker herself, then lights up and, as she sits contentently smoking her twelve-inch ivory carved Meerschaum, Sebastian eats his cigarette, leaving only the filter tip which he normally spits out into the fireplace. He has twenty cigarettes a day and enjoys his tobacco best after he has eaten his evening meal of Pedigree Chum (Older Dogs Recipe).

Sebastian, who is now seventeen years old, discovered his penchant for tobacco when he found an open tin of Bruno Old **** and ate the lot. "He became very agitated and barked for three hours non stop", says Mrs Snaggletooth when she fondly recalls the incident, "And we have not been able to stop him since. He's become a bit of an addict and has appeared on TV twice as a result."

Emmie Snaggletooth has smoked a pipe for over seventy years; she keeps her treasured Meerschaum on a cord around her neck. Born in Stillfockin in the County Cork eighty-eight years ago, she went on stage with her sister Catriona as part of the renowned music hall act, the Fabulous Snaggletooth Girls. Emmie picked up the pipe-smoking habit when she had to smoke a traditional clay pipe whilst playing the principal boy in **** in Boots at the old Queen's Theatre in Reading, before it was pulled down to make way for the Pay-As-You-Go Municipal Car Park and Disabled-Access-Toilets.

"All this talk of smoking being bad for your health is a load of old *******", declares Mrs Snaggletooth through her few remaining blackened teeth. And it would seem that Emmie and Sebastian are living proof of this. Emmie sadly points to the fact that her sister Catriona, who never smoked at all, died aged only 25 after being run over by a runaway bus and she emphasies Sebastian is the longest surving member of his litter. "Sebby is the only one of his family who ever liked tobacco, I'm sure of that", she says, "Although his sister, Mary-Jean, was fond of a glass of stout with her biscuits."

Readers are invited to turn to page 24 to enter this week's competition to win a year's supply of Bruno Extra Strength Old **** tobacco and a free ****** examination from Hilary Clinton (Mrs).