ready to roll, it's saturday night
playing in a rock and roll band
truck is all loaded, everything is alright
playing in a rock and roll band

we hit the road, and put on a show
don't really know, where we're gonna go
but we're playing music, 'cause that's what we know
playing in a rock and roll band

we're playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band
never knowing where we're going to land
playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band

we travel the west, and may get to regina
playing in a rock and roll band
i know what your're thinking, a word that rhymes with regina
playing in a rock and roll band

the party don't start, till we're on the stage
playing in a rock and roll band
our guitarist is good, but he ain't jimmy page
playing in a rock and roll band

we're playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band
never knowing where we're going to land
playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band


we went to L.A., we were living in style
then the PR man said, put your disc on the pile
he said "thanks for coming", but he had a sly smile
playing in a rock and roll band

i guess we're just suited to bars, clubs and dives
playing in a rock and roll band
we get out on stage, and we play for our lives
playing in a rock and roll band

it doesn't much matter, it's always saturday night
playing in a rock and roll band
when the crowd is up dancing, then we've got it right
playing in a rock and roll band

we're playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band
never knowing where we're going to land
playing in a rock and roll band
playing in a rock and roll band

Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
They say Richard are you gonna go out tonight?
I am uncertain I ain't feeling too right
But I rip up my shirt, watch the mirror it flirt
Yeah, I'm going out, out, into sight
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
On the street air is thin, dim night like the rest
At the door of the club lounging eyes so undressed
Then you open the door, and the noise shakes the floor
Oh baby night after night here tonight is the best
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
I say hey how's the group, when's the set gonna start?
She says I know that girl, there's a tattoo on her heart
She pivots in rage, and the band hits the stage
**** love ricochets round everyone's part
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
I say everybody's waiting, I want moments like these
Oh baby get me drunk, I'll go to my knees
Such a surge overload, oh the whole joint explode
Everyone you ever saw indulging in squeeze
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one
Partner don' you pull no gun, down at the rock and roll club
We just gonna have some fun, down at the rock and roll club
Sweetheart would you buy me one, down at the rock and roll club...

gotta eat an egg roll

gotta see an egg roll

baby make it ****** roll

yeah it sounds so cool

i like an egg roll

for my breakfast dude

i would try an egg roll

yeah, how cools that, dude

you see if i ate an egg roll

my taste would smell like a chicken pen

and i go out to collect the eggs

i am thinking of making my egg roll

i want to see an egg roll

i will put egg custard in my glass

and add some ***** in it

cause that is what ***** is for

it is to make an egg roll

a beautiful tasty yummy chewey egg roll

i want to have an egg roll

i really want an egg roll

to put it in my gob with a cup of coffee or tea or drinks for me

you see i wanna have an egg roll

a super tasty egg roll

you see my egg roll can be filled with bacon

and it can be a smoking’, i’m not joking

i just want my tasty egg roll, with bacon