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Hii i'm a student studying poetry in one of my classes. I'm here to show off my poems that may or may not be inappropriate …
Poems
Conor Letham Apr 2014
Dey Real Kewl
Conor Letham
Apr 2014
Dey real kewl. Dey
selfie skool. Dey
glow goonz. Dey
PC geeks. Dey
luv Jay-Z. Dey
RT #JK. Dey
tan tangaz. Dey
pRT bangaz. Dey
dwn danger. Dey
jack jäger. Dey
dbl dip. Dey
do trip. Dey
l%k weL 7k. Dey
die s%n, LOL innit.
selfie skool. Dey
glow goonz. Dey
PC geeks. Dey
luv Jay-Z. Dey
RT #JK. Dey
tan tangaz. Dey
pRT bangaz. Dey
dwn danger. Dey
jack jäger. Dey
dbl dip. Dey
do trip. Dey
l%k weL 7k. Dey
die s%n, LOL innit.
I wanted to do a piece that was almost identical to that of "We Real Cool" by Gwendolyn Brooks (https://www.poets.org/viewmedia.php/prmMID/15433), except longer and in text-speak so it's in alignment with today's culture.
ogdiddynash
Aug 2018
Your grandmother wants to be friends on Facebook.
hey you,
can’t recall where or how i know ya,
but your grannie is very kewl,
(we agree on the proper pronunciation)
boldly asked if that included “benefits,”
she heartily answered “**** right”
“one man is pretty much as good as the next,
but younger is definitely better, and you a spring chickadee,
at age of sixty years and three,
so many years ahead to share,
your social security bene-fits,
making me swoon
and giving me ‘flashes ‘n fits’
and given your life expectancies,
spousal wud be nice,
even ain’t a necessity,
looking forward to pleasuring your company”
remind me again,
where do I know you from?
shoot.
HELLOOOOO POETRY!
hey you,
can’t recall where or how i know ya,
but your grannie is very kewl,
(we agree on the proper pronunciation)
boldly asked if that included “benefits,”
she heartily answered “**** right”
“one man is pretty much as good as the next,
but younger is definitely better, and you a spring chickadee,
at age of sixty years and three,
so many years ahead to share,
your social security bene-fits,
making me swoon
and giving me ‘flashes ‘n fits’
and given your life expectancies,
spousal wud be nice,
even ain’t a necessity,
looking forward to pleasuring your company”
remind me again,
where do I know you from?
shoot.
HELLOOOOO POETRY!
andy fardell Oct 2011
Happy Birthday Wiliam
andy fardell
Oct 2011
Happy Birthday William
Happy Birthday son
an age of new beginings
and age of nearly man
a time for being grown up
but time to be a child
a laugh that no one gets no more
an age where you so can
a time for showing strength
yet gently goes the way
a time for cake and candles
a time for shaves and spray
an age where dad is kewl sometimes
an age where he is not
a mum that calls you in from out
a cry of whats the time ....
an age of girls now in your life
that you so want in quiet
time to man up now my son
a time... go break the cycle
time to spread your shoulders .... stand up proud and tall
time to take a view on life like never had before
time to make your peace..... enjoy the freinds you have
time to grab the future and take it by the hand
Happy Birthday William
Happy Birthday son
Happy Birthday son
an age of new beginings
and age of nearly man
a time for being grown up
but time to be a child
a laugh that no one gets no more
an age where you so can
a time for showing strength
yet gently goes the way
a time for cake and candles
a time for shaves and spray
an age where dad is kewl sometimes
an age where he is not
a mum that calls you in from out
a cry of whats the time ....
an age of girls now in your life
that you so want in quiet
time to man up now my son
a time... go break the cycle
time to spread your shoulders .... stand up proud and tall
time to take a view on life like never had before
time to make your peace..... enjoy the freinds you have
time to grab the future and take it by the hand
Happy Birthday William
Happy Birthday son