I find nothing more confusing
Than words I've never heard
Or how it is that I should use them
And are they nouns or are they verbs

I thought it might be easy
To just go it on my own
So in my spare time I got busy
And formed new words of my own

Hashtagalanitus:
The art of overboard
Where you hashtag your own hashtag
While hashtaging your mom

Selfielimination
Where you focus only on yourself
Taking pictures in the mirror left and right
Just you and no one else

Moroniclination
The world in which we now live
We've always wanted to come together
Congratulations, this is it

Now that I've made my new words
Guess I should spread them everywhere
And if you don't like my ideas

Carealessinenin
*That's someone who doesn't care