I was so strung out on his
Girthy, glorious joystick
A whole fantasy to taste
Forever and a day
Slick and sweet to see

Heavy, pulsing, and intensely pleasing
A slice of heaven to delight in
Watching it sway activated my gayness
In the wildest way
He had me floating in the flames
Of his high-octane game

He had a fat, tight backside
That was the truth
It commanded me
Made me ache for him
Had me hooked on his
Heart-stoppingly charming awesomeness

The way it bounced confounded me
It was poetry in motion
To marvel at for days
So juicy, masculine, and unmatchable
I stayed feenin’, stayed obsessed with it all
Stayed ready to dive face-first
Into his treasure trove
Of machotastical dopeness