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7d
This job is not suitable for those with
experience of light excavation

We are not looking for
amateur
archaeologists
with your little hammers going tippy tap tap

Metal detectorists need not apply

And we are not interested
in weekend spelunkers
with your fancy flashlights and your energy bars

The ideal candidate will know how to operate
earth augers and trenching machines

Training in gravedigging will be provided

You will have achieved the relevant qualifications
in pipe jacking, microtunnelling
impact moling and guided boring

Demolition techniques are a must
and do you know how
to work a crushing machine?

Interviews will be held soon
in the bunker
Lee Holloway
Written by
Lee Holloway  M/London, United Kingdom
(M/London, United Kingdom)   
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