Tragedy 1: Problems in Vietnam. Look out Bob! It's a Vietnamese soldier! This place is full of them. I saw a Cambodian fellow yesterday who looked so much like a Vietnamese guy I couldn't believe it. Yes, I know where you're coming from. One day this war will be over and the Vietnamese and Cambodian people will live in total harmony, just like Lyndon Johnson always wanted. What about Spiro Agnew? How come you never talk about him? Don't do it Bob! You know I don't like him. Sorry, it's just that Spiro gets no credit for anything anymore. Yesterday I dreamed that he and I were lovers, in Venice, on a boat eating ravioli, kissing and hugging and exchanging Christmas cards and everything. That's beautiful. Maybe you're right? Perhaps my opinion on Spiro Agnew is all back asswards?