Mr.Monopoly man,
I know we've talked before,
And I know you're angry

I swear I was joking around,
Just a little joke,
It was just a little poke

I swear I'll pay the rent,
And you don't look like a Dan,
You look more like John Marcus The Third,

Also,
The people must know about your illegal bird,
And the mafia you have

Not just that,
But how you bought all of New York and the people in it

I'll only pay the rent until you let the poor Yorkers in peace

If you want we can even make a poem together

Deal?