They laughed when he showed up with a résumé in hand. Tail tucked, horns sanded down, wore a tie, shook hands.
“I used to tempt kings, whispered wars into ears. Now I scroll headlines and choke back tears.”
He tried marketing but humans were better at selling lies with smiling teeth and discount codes for sin.
He applied for politics but found the position filled by those who make devils blush in admiration.
Tried tech but algorithms already knew how to addict, divide, and hollow out souls with precision.
Even in war, they no longer need whispers. They bomb hospitals and call it strategy. He offered corruption. They offered quarterly targets.
“They don’t need me anymore,” he sighed to the clerk. “They’ve mastered the craft. I was just a spark They made it an industry.”
Now he wanders, CV in flames, hoping someone will want a washed-up fallen angel who simply can’t compete with modern man.
This poem uses satire to explore the depths of human moral decay, flipping the traditional narrative of evil. Once feared, Satan is now obsolete, as humanity’s capacity for cruelty, manipulation, and greed has far surpassed mythic malevolence.