The French had yellow
headlights on Citreon
Deux Chevaux’s back
in the 70’s and the six
volt Volkswagens had
as much glow as the
old bicycle limelights.
It’s difficult to imagine
funnel vision but a lot
of people suffer from
looking into the bottle
syndrome like Nelson
at Trafalgar when he
put the telescope to
his bad eye and said I
see no danger yonder
just before a French
cannon ball hit him
head off, no, not on!
I suggest that all Irish
racist xenophobes be
issued with a seeing
eye dog (for the mist) <‘)