May 17
You looking for a
lovable-loser-kinda-dead-beat-sweetheart-you-can-boss-around-like-he-wrapped-around-your-little-finger-kinda thing?
That could be cool.
If so, you'll never believe it,
but I know just the guy, too.
He's a little scruffy
but he's good natured;
and check it out, I got a deal for you!
This one's Free to a good home,
if you take him in today. ;)
had all his shots an' e'rythang too.
Oh, and yeah- also-_~You look great, or whatever... Which, I mean, of course- you do.
Gods I wish I were only kidding. The thirst is real and I simped so hard... *******.. EW!
...just,
ew.
lovable-loser-kinda-dead-beat-sweetheart-you-can-boss-around-like-he-wrapped-around-your-little-finger-kinda thing?
That could be cool.
If so, you'll never believe it,
but I know just the guy, too.
He's a little scruffy
but he's good natured;
and check it out, I got a deal for you!
This one's Free to a good home,
if you take him in today. ;)
had all his shots an' e'rythang too.
Oh, and yeah- also-_~You look great, or whatever... Which, I mean, of course- you do.
Gods I wish I were only kidding. The thirst is real and I simped so hard... *******.. EW!
...just,
ew.
First draft:
You looking for lovable-loser, dead-beat-boyfriend-you-can boss-around-kinda thing? This one's Free to a good home too ;) had all muh shots and e'erythang 🐶
I wish I were kidding...
Anyway, you look good! Whatever you do is working for you.
I can't believe I almost hit SEND
smh...
You looking for lovable-loser, dead-beat-boyfriend-you-can boss-around-kinda thing? This one's Free to a good home too ;) had all muh shots and e'erythang 🐶
I wish I were kidding...
Anyway, you look good! Whatever you do is working for you.
I can't believe I almost hit SEND
smh...
