Please;  not the smoothies
Green slime in a glass is a real duzy
Gaging that down is really cruelzy
To recover, I'd have to jump into a jacuzzi
To get away from them, I'd fly all the way to Timbuktoozy
Smoothies should be reserved for ""beggars who can't be choosy""
Green slime smoothies look way too *****
Drink too much and you will be all woozy
Whoever invented this, is a real loonzie
Drink too much; the end of the day, you'll be real snoozie
If I had my choice, I'd rather eat sushi
The inventor should be put out of their misery with an Ooozzie
Scrambled Eggs and flapjacks I choosy
Put the slime in front of my face, I say
"" Excuse Me ??""
The act of drinking this is quite Taboosy
The kids say,  ""monster energy drink is what I'm going to fill me""