I'm glad your mother's not dead and that she was just faking it. She had me fooled in the coffin till she started coughin' and sneezin' like an asthmatic who's chronically wheezin' during the ragweed pollen season. by 𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 - Hello Poetry

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Apr 27

I'm glad your mother's not dead and that she was just faking it. She had me fooled in the coffin till she started coughin' and sneezin' like an asthmatic who's chronically wheezin' during the ragweed pollen season.

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𝓢𝘂𝘇𝒚 𝘽𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝙣𝙨𝗸𝘆 Simpang Bedok, Singapore

(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)

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