Upon the Brookdale walk, My Husky sniffed a dead thing, "Ah the Yellow Browed Sparrow" Returning in the spring, Feathered in the mundane, Like his local cousin With an expression most absurd, Though the " White Throated Sparrow" Was the proper word, Now with that help of textbook, And techno society, Amongst the mean mugged house sparrows, I can spot him in his slight degrees, But if we lose our civilization, And its lasered blazonry, I will spot him by his big Ol Yellow Brows, And that's what his name will be.