My new band's auditioning in a few hours! Congratulations! This
could be your big break! What's your band's name? Fred Mucus &
the Mucus Brothers. That's awful! You have to change the name!
To what?! How about: Ed Mucus & the Mucus Brothers? Hey!
You're right! That's definitely better! Now I'm confident that
Ed Mucus & the Mucus Brothers will be a billion times
bigger than Hoobastank and Bathtub ******* combined.