The night was windier than a Mexican on an all-bean diet when Klara removed her walrus mask on John Lennon Night. "Where's Heather?" She asked a nearby ex-lesbian. "In the bathroom releasing a big one," the **** ex-lezzy replied. Later, after everyone took off their underpants, a large man who looked like the late Christopher Plummer barged in through the front door with 3 ex-lesbian birthday cakes. The party had begun, officially.