I’m hot. I’m cold. I’m hot. I’m cold. Menopause is under sold This is what happens when you get old
There’s no set age Every woman is different Life is the gauge
This whole fiasco could have been avoided Had my doctor told me Of the possibilities
Quick lickety-split Jump up leg cramp Ready to set in
Cramps are not just in the leg, the upper arms, the middle of your back It’s just like that No rhyme no reason it’s menopause season
It’s more than just a cramp. That won’t let go. It seems to reach My very soul.
Just when you hit Your all time low, there’s something new Starting to grow
Restless leg syndrome that’s a mouthful The legs, have a mind of their own
It drives me mad This is not driving Miss Daisy It’s driving me crazy
I wish I only had these conditions Just add him to the list Breath, focus, cry Wondering why
Getting through it Stay calm, it will go away In a bit These can be extremely bad The worst condition I’ve had
I never imagined There was something worse than body cramps
Restless leg syndrome will make you beg Please stop Bending twist hop God help I’m at Wits end Too much to contend
literally are not sure what comes next Perplexed
Body cramps vs Restless leg Which is worse Order me a casket, A long black hurst Can you get them both together? Thankfully, not yet
Jump before the Leg sensation sets in The body in a tailspin
Dead tired I need sleep Life can’t get more bleak Standing waiting for relief rocking back and forth Rational emotions head north Is this par for the course? Questioning my sanity By duration immensity
by the side of my bed. The sensation grows lacking body self control How long before they let go?
this new phenomenon Does a number In your head.
Women One sure sign You’re in menopause;
When you’re standing in the kitchen Naked with your head in the freezer
And your husband Treads lightly with Care Broken egg shells everywhere Does not dare engage His wife a wild Animal in a gilded cage A quick glance he Looks away quickly walks by He hears her muffled cries Caution in his eyes He has a million questions Does not ask why
In frustration All you can do Is cry
Inspired song (This is perfect)
Doctor My Eyes By Jackson Browne 1972
BLT Webster’s word of the day challenge May 28th 2025 word; fiasco Fiasco is a complete failure or disaster 5-29-2025 nascent A formal word used to describe something that is just beginning to exist, or in other words, it recently formed or developed