OVERCOMING HORRIFYING DISADVANTAGES is easy when you know more than Desiree Gruber knows about hatchet-making. Last year when I was unemployed, I met a **** woman who was jobless. She had beautiful ******* and dressed like the queen of England for some reason. We became close ****-buddies and enjoyed water sports, horseback riding and other ****-buddy activities. One day, while I was rubbing *** lotion on my ****, there was a horrifying explosion at the brain-transplant clinic across the street and everyone was killed. I ran over there to perform C.P.R. but it was too late for that so I went bowling at the new ***** bowling alley even though Negroes can't bowl or swim which is good because of the recent flooding that drowned dozens of bowlers and gay tap dancers. By putting that aside, I can move forward with normal life activities like reaming beavers and waxing carrots until I die or stop breathing long enough to be dead.