It was so quiet outside that you could've heard a school bus drop from the tippy top of the Empire State Building when little Toby Watson was walking his dog on Monday morning, May eighth. "Don't forget to eat all of your lunch without barfing it all up afterwards," his mother instructed, whose ******* were so perfectly formed that it was like God or Jesus made them or something. "I won't forget," Toby answered back as Frank Roosevelt limped by with no wheel chair because he wasn't crippled, not even a little bit. "Faker," Toby mumbled under his breath. "Here comes fifty black people!" A concerned normal woman warned whose ***** was very beautiful because she was born in Sweden or Norway. "You have the most beautiful ***** in the world," a young ruffian complimented her because his mother (who was an ex-lesbian) put him up to it. "Thank you young man," she replied with genuine thankfulness. "I take care of my genitals and I love everybody." The young ruffian smiled at that and asked: "Will you use your genitals to love me with?" Three Easters later several ***** gangsters began fighting each other with military tanks, submarines and airplanes. Many Negroes and hundreds of normal people were killed and hurt. President Truman had to throw boiling ***** on them from his upstairs apartment window. Lots of people were *******, lots of people didn't care.