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Oct 2024
Are your pans chef-tested? My what? Pans. What does that mean? Hey! Climb down off my ***! No, my pans are not tested by chefs. They are non-chef-tested. What about your spatulas? Yes, a chef came 'round yesterday and beat his boyfriend unconscious with a large spatula. Lovers' quarrel. I see. We offer omelets for 5 bucks, no returns, mustard optional. Are you gay? Not anymore. An ex-lesbian forced me to act like a normal chef for once in my life.
The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show
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The Suzy Berlinsky Happy Show  Simpang Bedok, Singapore
(Simpang Bedok, Singapore)   
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