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Mar 2019
Captain Confederacy, as his alter-ego,
the nondescript traveling women's shoe salesman
Travis Toetickler, suspicious of their mysterious
olive-skinned compatriot, goes to the hotel where
the gorgon is staying to investigate;
finesses the flimsy brass lock to gain entry
to Medusa's suites, wherein she keeps mostly
locked away, certain items with particular
attitudes & appetites of their own.
L'il Dixie, waiting outside disguised
as a chambermaid as the Captain ducks
inside the darkened room. Immediately
there is a sound gnashing fangs & crunching
jaws. A feather boa, unfed for days,
had strangled the hapless
solid white attired hero in the dark while
a pair of snakeskin boots held onto his legs,
an alligator purse taking big chomps out
of his meaty belly. Dixie, against her better
judgement entering the room only to be used
as a toothpick. And when Medusa returns,
she finds only the blood spattered remnants
of Captain Confederacy's white & Gray
& the bird ***** remains of l'il Dixie,
driven down by a writhing leather, mermaid
tailed bustier.
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