Out of the star-crossed Southern
night, comes a group of heroes
whose sole purpose is to defend
White Rule! Capt'n Confederacy!
Fed on a strict diet of Hog Maw &
Chitterlings, Ox-tails & grits, the
Capt'n is the South's Ultimate Rebel!!
White Lightnin'  --- channeling
electric bolts conjured from the sky
through the use of prosthetic copper
hands & his sidekick Moonshine,
who can deflect sun-bright moonlight
off White Lightnin's glowing fingers;
Winter Blonde, whose utter whiteness
renders her invisible in broad daylight!!!
Her one weakness: Dark male flesh...
& Lastly, & most likely least of all,
RR, the Human Locomotive,
can outrun any man or ****, except
uphill...
These are the Confederate Revengers!