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May 2018
Hugh Hefner didn't have any ambition;
the man collected naked ladies & tried to pawn it off
as journalism; maybe it was photo-journalism but he
didn't invent the naked lady; if he had been more of an
aesthete like Mishima he could have formed his own
private army & taken over NOW in a violent feminist
coup; if he had been as creative as Disney he would made
PLAYBOYLAND, but no, there is no place of rolling
daffodils where gorgeous naked women simply lounge
around w/ legs open in cowboy boots; if he had been a
Beat he would have banged out **** by the ream that no
one understood at all; what would a Hugh Hefner novel
even look like? Mickey Spillane on ******; but Hefner
was not a violent man, he didn't champion the wrong
causes; he simply took the bouffant out of the secretary
pool; he made the girl next door get naked right next door;
Hugh Hefner never made a cartoon out of the bunny logo;
the guy wasted all his time grinning & lounging in his
smoking jacket looking at naked women & that's all Hugh
Hefner did; ******* nearly went bankrupt b/c Hugh Hefner
was lazy; he never made a feature film featuring all Playmates;
I mean one where every woman in the picture no matter
how small the role is a drop-dead gorgeous svelte Western
beauty; the French New Wave & Italian Neo-Realists
would have plotzed -- but, no, he didn't do that;
he had Bettie Page at his fingertips & did nothing w/ her
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   ---, liz and Busbar Dancer
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