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Aug 2017
โ€œI saw you on T.V., Bruce,โ€ Curt said. โ€œDo you still eat Wheaties?โ€ Curt asked. ~ โ€œSometimes,โ€ naked Bruce Jenner answered. ~ โ€œHow come you wear women's underwear?โ€ Curt asked. ~ Bruce Jenner thought for a moment. โ€œI don't know,โ€ he said. โ€œWhere's the toilet?โ€  Bruce Jenner asked. โ€œI have to bleed my lizard.โ€ ~ โ€œIt's in the bathroom, Mr. Jenner,โ€ Curt said.๏ปฟ
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