"The Andy Goober Show" : Andy: “Hey Goober, come here so I can smash a rock into your face till you die.” ~ Goober: “No thanks Andy. ~ “**** of the Year” : “Who is it?” ~ “It's me, '**** of the Year'!” ~ “'**** of the Year'?” ~ “Yes, '**** of the Year'!” ~ “How'd you become '**** of the Year'?” ~ “I became '**** of the Year' through practice & hard study.” ~ “Can I become '**** of the Year'?” ~ “No.” [**** the sparrows! Pigeons make the meal!]