'Isn't this a nice place to pick, Nick?' Asked his girlfriend.
      'Yes, that way it'll be infected in no time!'
      'Should I have washed my hands?'
      'No, I prefer my woman's hands unwashed.'
      'Will you be taking that trip to Cleveland?'
      'Yes, I'm afraid I have no choice.'
      'Oh Nick, must it be this way?'”
  “Yes, Nick, I mean Kevver, that one's always occupied a special place in my heart adjacent to the interventricular septum.”
   “For me, it's the right atrioventricular (tricuspid) valve.”
   “You lying sack of ****!”
   “Be careful Norbert!” Kevin cautioned. “You wouldn't
want to bust your posterior interventricular septal artery.”
   “You're right. I wouldn't want that...”