I am very very very nice
And I am very friendly as well
I am very nice to everyone I meet
In my little meet and greet
I have teddies that make me, this way
You see as you was yelled at for
Being happy to see his kid
He said to me, leave my kid alone
I said I was a friendly person
And I am very very very nice
I am cool and very very nice
Friendly is what you call me mate
That event was at the club at half past eight
Please don’t come up to me
And hit me in the head
Because if you did I will say
I am friendly enough for you
I know you were protecting your family mate
But I have a right to change, ya see
To be the nice friendly man I want to be
You see back then I was trying to be
A cool kid to all the families
But obviously you didn’t see that
So I have to change to being a friend to you
Nice and friendly is what I am
I wasn’t trying to harm ya kid
I knew I was friendly to everyone mate
One thing I will never do to a kid
Is touch them sexually no way my friend
I am just a nice friendly bloke
Who went in there to have a beer and smoke
It was the alcohol which made me mad
I am friendly and nice like dad

I am sitting in my house
Watching my city in sport on the tv
The city is Canberra
I am watching the giants of Manuka
And the brumbies at Bruce
Both teams are losing
You could call them losers
I am siting with a bottle of cleansing ales
Water to be exact
I am looking like my footy friend pat
Here comes the brumbies
Here comes the brumbies
Let’s beat the Hyde out of the hurricanes
There is a big big sound
From Canberra town
The sound of the mighty giants
But none of that looks realistic
It should be
May I draw the final curtain
Yes it doesn’t look good
You see both teams are playing *******
Not making the game good
22-35 the hurricanes are up
53-48 the bulldogs are up
Not good
Canberra teams should win in Canberra eh

I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
I sit on my chair trying to relax
With visions of being shy
Racing through my head
I feel very itchy
But that is a sign of me being shy
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
Watching the saints and the lions
Perform to the best of their ability
People want to bash me up
But I say that I am too shy
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
People are trying to fight me
Why oh why
You see I feel itchy in the feet
Could be a feeling of me wanting to
Go to Adelaide for a holiday
But if I don’t
I will have itchy feel which means
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
The only thing I talk about is sports
Which isn’t too bad
I go for footy first
Then I talk about nothing but music
Mainly heavy metal
I try to work but I ain’t interested in talking about that
I only like to get out during the day
I talk about politics but that makes my body
Really itchy because
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
Talking about music,TV, and sports is normal for me
And if I go to Adelaide
It is the shy person going to Adelaide
If I party I really enjoy myself
But it is the fact of the shy person partying
I am shy I am shy party party get down dudes
It is good to be shy
Especially when people fight
I prefer to be shy, mate and stay out of it
Too many people are not doing what they want to do, like they want to get themselves off the couch
I rather be shy
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
I used to say to my brother and my dad
I am a shy cool kid while you you 2 are boring adults
They are big rich ******
While I sit in my room and be shy
I am too shy to be a rich ******
I gave up cigarettes
I gave up beer
I gave up Coca Cola
I gave up soft drink
Because I am too shy to have an addiction
I am shy I am shy
It is good to be shy
I go out and sit under the tall young men
Feeling my itchy young man feet
Saying I am a cool dude, man
And them, knowing I was shy said
No your not, your not cool mate
Just sit and drink your coke
I said I am cool
Way way cool
Better better than you
You are so stupid
But I am too shy to be stupid
I am a very nice person
I am nice I am nice
It is good to be nice

You see I can control people
I move, other people move
I work, other people bludge
I get lite and easy
Everyone gets groceries
I sit on my chair
Others copy me
I smoke and drink in pubs
Others stay home relaxing
I stay home relaxing
Others go to drink in pubs
I sit there getting teased by people
You tease with my brother
I go to hospital
You say that is for losers
I work hard at the merry go round
You be a shy person
Too shy to go out
I watch tv
You listen to radio
I listen to radio
You tease me all night with the kids
I get a haircut
You try and get a better haircut than me
I go to say I like Christmas and
Go to the tree lighting
You get rid of it to make me jitter
I want to go to the ginninderry carols
You cancel it
And make me jitter
I eat junk food you eat healthy
I eat healthy you eat junk food
I do what I did when I was at vinnies
You work and say to me
I am shy
I be a shy person
You go to the computer
I be a little young dude
You be a teasing adult
I take my medication
You put all the dillusions in my head
And send me to the psych ward
When I watch my favourite show
You go out
When I go out
You watch your favourite show
But if I went to the raiders
You muck with the white kids
Like my father mucked with my brother
If I refuse to stand for important things
You sit teasing me with the men
If I tease you with the men
You bully with the cool men
And it is only when I try and be a
COOL MAN mate
I sit on the couch
So do you
When I watch tv
So do you
When I talk
You tease me
When I tease me
You itch up my stomach

I was a cat in my previous life
I used to jump on things
I had a master who picked me up
And through me to the other side
I was orange and white
And I lived with the Dunbar family
They used to play with me so rough
And the young kids thought they were tough
I was a cat a cute little cat
And I lived in Adelaide
I feel the father is picking me up
To put me on his lap
You see that is my story when I was young
It wasn’t me getting teased
It is the fact I have had interesting previous lives
You see I played with the other cats
And run away from dogs
Sit with the kids as we listened to the radio
and I played with them
You see each kid put their hands on my leg
And gave me a tickle
And after that I ate my fave food
A nice juicy pickle
When the mother cooked a meal with mince
I jumped up to take a sniff
And I sometimes grab a bit for myself
You see I was a playful little cat
In one of my previous lives
I am feeling it now
Because one of my owners might have died
What a ****** for them
But I was their cat
But now I am a man with commitments

South Australia I do love
Come on south come on south
The shield final is yours today
We’re bound for South Australia
Come on south beat Queensland
Oh yeah oh yeah bow bow
It was good they did it in a day
Bound for south Australia
Thanks to Carey and sangha
Two hundreds in one day
The croweaters are the champions
Of the country Australia
Though they hit nerves with two batters
Oh yeah what a match
But manenti and sangha came in the end
Bound for South Australia
The shield is ours oh yeah
First for 30 years mate
We won the 1 day and 4/5 day matches
Bound for south Australia
Both was very good yeah
Cool man what a match
We had to keep up with it
But the wicket last ball yesterday
Gave us the win
Cheer for South Australia
Because we needed two days for not much runs
Champagne is squirting up
Getting drunk we party all night
The South Australian cricket team
Is the real
Pride of South Australia
Go red backs
Go croweaters
Party on South Australia
Get down and party

I am buying a lot of groceries
Down by the shopping mall
Buy CDs and records and cassettes
Down by the shopping mall
Buy a huge television set
Down by the shopping mall
Also buy a big double bed
Down by the shopping mall
Down by the shopping mall oh yeah
Feed ya face with food in the food court
Down by the shopping mall
Or go to a cafe for a toastie
Down by the shopping mall
Or a hamburger from grilled
Down by the shopping mall
Get a bottle of alcohol from Dan Murphys, mate
Down by the shopping mall
Get knick knacks from dollar pop
Smart dollar and regect shop
Down by the shopping mall
Or go to a material shop
To buy things for your craft
Or also making clothes
Down by the shopping mall
Go to k-mart or target
Down by the shopping mall
Down by the shopping mall oh yeah
Get your money to go overseas
Down by the shopping mall
Go to your doctors appointment
Down by the shopping mall
Get your medication from the chemist too
Down by the shopping mall
Get a haircut from barbers and hairdressers
Down by the shopping mall
Get your money from the bank ya see
Down by the shopping mall
Weigh ya self go to toilet and let your kids ride the toy car
Down by the shopping mall
That is the way of the world