..and this was the day
they called it my Birthday
but they
were sixty nine years off,

see
people can't count anymore
and people won't even open the door
for ladies anymore

what a time to be alive.

This one will blow your brains out
and this one will put them back in
but if you have any sense at all
you'll put those drugs into a bin.

Sense it?
common sense is becoming rarer than rare earth.

Diets?
could be,
eat this for instant idiocy.

I'm getting too old for this.
He said, as he got even older.
She said,
not on my watch you're not
and She's got a point.
I go along with that idea
because it keeps me young.

Into the desert of the day
the sun
the sun
the light burns off the last
of the night
and

I wrote 'and' because now
I have to think of what to write,

so hot
eggs cook in their box
I wear socks with sandals
people don't think I'm jesus
just crazy.

and
yeah 'and' again
because it's Thursday
and my back aches

quickly takes
a panadololol
which started as a panadol
but then I laughed.

Believe it
when you're homeless
and you crash out
take the cyclizine
and you'll cash out,

it's a cancer
but
not of that kind

Society will remind you
that
everything you do
is down to you
well
*** them too.

we're amazing
trying to fit in
but
can't even get in
to a hostel.

Years
and I've been waiting
for the change
they say that's coming
it's all bollix
because
this is a business.

I'm going to be the first to say it.

ooh isn't it hot?

c'mon, someone has to
so why not me?

She says,
Hot!
be thankful for what you've got
and quit with the bellyaching.

It could be worse
I could be going to work
oh, wait
I am.