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Ryan Jul 2021
breakdowns hit in waves of two
first your car, then your mentality
ear and phone are stuck like glue
impatient, can't keep neutrality

'listen'
is an anagram
for 'silent'

fitting
how you ignored
your check engine light

it menacingly stares on your dashboard
screaming 'save me master'
but you have no remorse
'i didn't even WANT an Accord'
and you accelerate faster

you're a stupid bloke and your savings are gone
and your name's a Key & Peele joke, A-A-Ron

look at your car wincing
like a crippled crane
it's screaming desperately in pain

act now or forever take the train
Ryan Jul 2021
pens are for notating
and also for rotating

fidgets are for spinning
and staring and grinning

poems are for writing
and thinking and rewriting

birds are distracting
and -
oh **** it's a bird!
hehe look at its wings
flapflapflapflap

hehe birds are fun :)
Ryan Jul 2021
himalayan salt can't fight the beavers
and veruca salt can't fight the seether
only use spotify, not deezer
Ryan Jul 2021
raggy,
i know rut it's rike to find rove
rat the rend of the ray,
rou just rav to be rourself
"rould rou date re for a ****** snack" is NOT a rood pickup rine, raggy
Ryan Jul 2021
that cloud looks like a blob
one could say that it's
blobular
Ryan Jul 2021
green-tipped trees ripped bees' lips
"please flippin' cease rippin' these hip drips!"
Ryan Jul 2021
99% isopropyl alcohol
a **** ton of epsom salt
gets the grime and grease off the piece
none of which is my fault
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