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1.9k · Aug 2024
Dawn
MetaVerse Aug 2024

A peaches dawn climbs
A deep-breathing dark blue sky:
Flowers, a warm breeze.

1.8k · Oct 2024
Danse Française
MetaVerse Oct 2024
There once was a fella from France
Who'd dance a libidinous dance:
     He'd focus the eyes
     Of the club on his thighs,
Then dance himself out of his pants.
1.5k · Sep 2024
Under My Skin
MetaVerse Sep 2024
You're in my head; you're in
          Like rabies.
I've got you under my skin,
          Like scabies.  

You're in my heart; you're heart-
          Attacking.
You crack me up.  I ****.
          I'm cracking.
1.4k · Feb 22
Knickerspoo
MetaVerse Feb 22
There once was a man with a flu
Who ran in the night to the loo:
     He stubbed all his toes
     In consecutive rows
While filling his knickers with poo.
1.3k · Oct 2024
Butter
MetaVerse Oct 2024
There once was a man from Green Bay
Who made it a habit each day
     To ****** an udder
     While churning his butter,
Then go for a nap in the hay.
1.2k · Oct 2024
Jump Scare
MetaVerse Oct 2024
There once was a gal named Alvina,
A registered nurse at a gyne-
     cological practice
     Who brought in a cactus
That jumped on a naked ******.
1.2k · Aug 2024
Aroma Therapy
MetaVerse Aug 2024
Antique
paper
& ink
& glue,
a fragrance
I drink
in through
my nose,
fragrant
like a dead rose.
I fan my face,
& fall into
an antique book
aroma coma.
MetaVerse Jul 2024
Rrrrrrramən
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are °•●○dləs
and ○°•●dles
of n●°○•dləs,
●○°•○•●°dles.


1.1k · Sep 2024
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1.0k · Sep 2024
Kiss
MetaVerse Sep 2024

In the middle of midnight,
Night and morning kiss and part:
Parting is such sweet sorrow.

MetaVerse Sep 2024
Emily shmemily,
Emily Dickinson,
Recluse and poetess,
Rendered her rhyme

Idiosyncrously,
Much of her poetry
Reading most cryptically
Much of the time.
idiosyncrously – like "idiosyncratically" but doubly dactyllic
959 · Sep 2024
Sheepish
MetaVerse Sep 2024
Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep.
The big bad wolf is full
And sleeping on a bed of wool.
946 · Aug 2024
White Canvas
935 · Aug 2024
*
MetaVerse Aug 2024
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                          asleep
                        and fall
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                    6     ­         
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        i count them                 
      (starry starry night)      
    through the night sky      
  (fly into heaven)                  
woolbirds fly high                


916 · Dec 2024
Kiss of Death
MetaVerse Dec 2024
Because another sips
     Her nectar, Death,
          Today
Please kiss these dusty lips,
     And take my breath
          Away.
868 · Sep 2024
ZzzZzzZzzing
MetaVerse Sep 2024


        Where
          you
          are
     dreaming   :
          are
    ­      you
        There



809 · Sep 2024
Li'l Moo
MetaVerse Sep 2024
Moo Deng
Is too deng
Adorable,
And if you disagree with me (about anything) then you're
          terrible, horrible, torrible and—******!—just absolutely
          ******* deplorable!
806 · Jul 2024
Birdsonging
MetaVerse Jul 2024

Summerlight sunflight—
Singsonging songbirds singing,    
Winging blue heaven.          

799 · Aug 2024
Dinner for Two
MetaVerse Aug 2024

A fruit fly flies by:
There's enough apple
For us both.

MetaVerse Dec 2023
2 little whos
in whoville dream
while dr. seuss
screams, sam i am!

a redblue fish
carols a zart
musicalic-
ious schlittenfahrt.

the grinch steals x-
mas.i&you
the grinch & max
(who's barking) BOO!


750 · Sep 2024
Crow
MetaVerse Sep 2024

The crow in the tree
Is actually          
A black trash bag.    

747 · Aug 2024
Shower
MetaVerse Aug 2024

Hawk on a streetlight
Taking a poor man's shower
In the summer rain.

736 · Aug 2024
Treehugger
724 · Aug 2024
Mr. Fixit
MetaVerse Aug 2024
Repair the world that's broke n with a wrench,
For never can't a fixer.  Can't afford
To fix a mental meaning with a *****,
Though all the world's a floor of concrete poured.
Restore the restoration of the world,
And everything returns to right its place:
The lone construction worker spins betwirled
With bluebirds singing friendly in the face.
Time flies, and so do flying jəllyfish.
Since tempos fugue it, carp the dying day.
Go find a star and make a walrus wish
That aliens would pray away the gray.
The grass is greener if the other side
Where gerbils love and noon has never died.


700 · Aug 2024
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MetaVerse Aug 2024
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692 · Sep 2024
A Leaf Falls
MetaVerse Sep 2024

A yellow leaf falls          
And hits me in the stomach:    
Last day of summer.

665 · Aug 2024
Freebird
MetaVerse Aug 2024
My technoscribbles haven't all cachet;
A mother hen on Friday farts an egg.
Even a swill of parlance has a say
When maple roadmaps varicose a leg.
A skinnydipping nakedest remote
Viewer that loons a dreaming skims a pond
Fractals a nascent green and gleimous note
Hanging athwart with someone's else's blonde.
Take heart.  The fish have lungs and breathe the air
Of a new day when everyfish can ***
With or without a whiff of underwear,
Though salty tears are sweetest under the sea.
Milfs are a pack of pickleballing hots
Playing to win a plate of tater tots.


664 · Apr 10
Mini Golf
MetaVerse Apr 10
Hole
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645 · Aug 2024
Pedicurianism
MetaVerse Aug 2024

Like the rounded tip
Of God's clipped big toenail,
The late August moon.

636 · Jul 2024
Eggs
MetaVerse Jul 2024

I've got a pair.          
I keep 'em in my underwear:
Two eggs in a nest of hair.    

612 · Aug 2024
S E X E S
MetaVerse Aug 2024
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609 · Sep 2024
The Fall
MetaVerse Sep 2024
Another yellow leaf,
     Another red
Descends like grief on grief.
Another yellow leaf
Whispering, "Life is brief,"
Descends from overhead
Another yellow leaf,
     Another red.
604 · Aug 2024
Cobla
MetaVerse Aug 2024
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600 · Sep 2024
Aryan Nation
MetaVerse Sep 2024
Adolf ******
Was a lot littler
Than most Aryan brothers
And their mothers.
596 · Feb 27
The Unrise
MetaVerse Feb 27
There once was a man from Bombay
Who enjoyed a remarkable day:
     It started at sunrise
     When the sun chose to unrise,
And it ended when Earth rolled away.
580 · Sep 2024
The Sphinx
579 · Aug 2024
An Impractical Cat
MetaVerse Aug 2024

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575 · Sep 2024
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575 · Jul 2024
Lines for a Restroom Stall
MetaVerse Jul 2024
Here I sit unbroken-hearted:
I tried to ****, and did, and farted.
Here I sit by fate or chance:
For *******, sitting's the proper stance.


556 · Aug 2024
Eschatos Adam
MetaVerse Aug 2024
Since Jesus Christ is God, and I am not;
Since I am not my own creator, I,
Adam, shall seek no more to justify
Myself; for every tittle, dot, and jot
Has been fulfilled by Christ who's God of all,
The Adam hitherto I could not be,
The faithful Adam faithful now in me,
Adam redeemed and lifted from the fall.

The God of all the gods of nature, earth,
The kosmos, hades, greed, lust, war, and death,
Whose word is life, whose life is breath, whose breath
Inspires the wind that seeds the second birth,
Is Sin's Exterminator, Death's Decease,
Judgment, Forgiveness, Mercy, Love, and Peace.


553 · Aug 2024
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MetaVerse Aug 2024
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$ummer Apple tree$:
iPhone$ ripen in the $un—
Fir$tfruit$ of knowledge.

538 · Feb 27
Lazy Eye
MetaVerse Feb 27
There once was a man from Mumbai
Whose face had the laziest eye:
     It opened at noon
     While the other as soon
As the sun rose was focused and spry.
521 · Aug 2024
A Triolet
MetaVerse Aug 2024
A triolet
     's a pirouette
In a ballet
A triolet
(Or should I say
     A triolette?)
A triolet
     's a pirouette.


520 · Oct 2024
To Dust
MetaVerse Oct 2024

The one flower
Outside the window
Has turned to dust.

515 · Oct 2024
Sneezer
MetaVerse Oct 2024
There once was a sneezer named Rose
Who'd sneeze to the tips of her toes:
    She once sneezed so heinous
    She puked out her ****
And blew out her brains through her nose.
509 · Feb 22
Four:twenny
MetaVerse Feb 22
There once was a man from Kilkenny
Who purchased a pipe for a penny,
     Then filled it with wacky
     And woolly tobacky,
And smoked himself dumb at four:twenny.
508 · Oct 2024
To Autumn
MetaVerse Oct 2024
O Autumn! thou hast splendidly array'd
     Nature, whose robes are treasure-rich with colour.
A patchy quilt of dying leaves decay'd,
     Thou blanketest the world with deathly dolour.
I hear a voice inside my head.  I list.
     "Come buy, come buy," I hear in my mind's ear.
The pulse doth quicken suddenly in my wrist:
     The netherworld hath never been so near.
I hearken to the rattling of the leaves
     That hang like vampyre bats from skeletal trees.
The songful birds that nested 'neath the eaves
     Have long since flown away with high degrees.
I'm cold and getting colder, and my breath
Is telling me I'm close to coming Death.
503 · Aug 2024
Summerwind
MetaVerse Aug 2024
Tiptoe through tulips aching big a toe
That breaks for every bee and blade of grass.
Who knows the mower hates to hear the mow,
Nightmare of ugly noise that passes gas.
Dilly and dally me through dandy kittens
Roaring like lions loathe to take an oath.
The present age is hot with extra mittens.
Organic earth is hell and heaven both.
Inhale the floral undergrowth of germs
That scent the summer's ***** flowerbirds,
Albeit worms are slimy snotty squirms
Delicious raw with ketchup made from turds.
Zephyr a sweetwind, winter wind with ice,
Earth is a hell that's partly paradise.


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