I love raindrop races,
I feel like they are needed in a childhood,
Those races feel good,
When the one you wanted won

Imagine they have expensive cars and all that,
While another has a kiddie car,
Which one are yall betting on

Some raindrops are cheaters,
And use wind to their advantage,
They push others away,
Making them astray

While rushing to the end,
Not fair to the fastest raindrop in the world,
"Billy Bob Ken"

Do you guys know about the sandman,
I think he gives you good dreams,
But how?

The worst possibility is that he throws the sand,
Not just anywhere,
But in your eyes

I'd rather be selling pies,
And pies do taste better than sand,
And better than a discord mod's hand

Sandman does have a Netflix show,
Show if throwing sand gives you a show,
I might just get that job

Mr.Sun,
Are you in the corner of the Earth,
As if in a page,
Did you like the sunglasses I drew on you

I can always erase them,
Not like I care,
... okay maybe I do

I have a question for you,
Why do you always make me sneeze when I get some sunlight

And what would you taste like,
If I took a bite,
Probably cinnamon

I also heard Ms.Moon cheated on you,
Heard it was the "planet" Mr.Pluto,
I guess they're in a long distance relationship

Do you guys know that one creepy pasta about a literal drug,
A crackheads dream honestly

It's called smile and the drug literally forces you to smile, something I can't do in photos

Honestly, I would take it,
Think about it,
Or not

Imagine an eBoy took it,
Hell no,
Now THAT'S a nightmare

Edgy personality and uncontrollable smiling,
All the mysteriousness goes ****

Either way,
Don't take drugs kids

Ah, the Eiffel Tower,
Master of the oui ouis,
How's the heat expansion going this year?

Why is a lady married to you,
Do you like being looked at all day?

Anyways,
I bought you a ticket to Japan,
You should talk to Ms.Tokyo Tower

She's nice

Mr.Monopoly man,
I know we've talked before,
And I know you're angry

I swear I was joking around,
Just a little joke,
It was just a little poke

I swear I'll pay the rent,
And you don't look like a Dan,
You look more like John Marcus The Third,

Also,
The people must know about your illegal bird,
And the mafia you have

Not just that,
But how you bought all of New York and the people in it

I'll only pay the rent until you let the poor Yorkers in peace

If you want we can even make a poem together

Deal?

There's a gang out there,
Not just any gang,
The "******* Pirates"

The leader,
Destructor Danny,
Has built a gang so feared,
O'block looks like a daycare,

In the group we have Danny's right hand man,
Billy Badass,
The rest are Timmy Toughknuckles,
Carl Crusader,
And last but not least,
Marty Macintosh

Don't just fear them,
Respect them,
Because them they might accept you and call you a cool name like Zane Zorbmaker

Dear citizens of Quembo,
We are further helping this nation become safer

We have just made a weapon so massive, destructive, and deadly,
That it would make an atomic bomb look small

We call it your mom

Some people look rude,
Some people look mean,
But when you know them,
They only hate beans

I feel determined,
Like a huge gust of wind,
Blowing through your hair,
And it follows me everywhere,
Until I see,
I got a C