Ah, the Eiffel Tower,
Master of the oui ouis,
How's the heat expansion going this year?

Why is a lady married to you,
Do you like being looked at all day?

Anyways,
I bought you a ticket to Japan,
You should talk to Ms.Tokyo Tower

She's nice

Mr.Monopoly man,
I know we've talked before,
And I know you're angry

I swear I was joking around,
Just a little joke,
It was just a little poke

I swear I'll pay the rent,
And you don't look like a Dan,
You look more like John Marcus The Third,

Also,
The people must know about your illegal bird,
And the mafia you have

Not just that,
But how you bought all of New York and the people in it

I'll only pay the rent until you let the poor Yorkers in peace

If you want we can even make a poem together

Deal?

There's a gang out there,
Not just any gang,
The "******* Pirates"

The leader,
Destructor Danny,
Has built a gang so feared,
O'block looks like a daycare,

In the group we have Danny's right hand man,
Billy Badass,
The rest are Timmy Toughknuckles,
Carl Crusader,
And last but not least,
Marty Macintosh

Don't just fear them,
Respect them,
Because them they might accept you and call you a cool name like Zane Zorbmaker